January 2012
26 posts
Whoopie!!!!!!!!!
WE ORDERED TOWEL BARS FOR BOTH BATHROOMS AND A POT RACK! Soon, after 9 months, all the doors will have free movement and won’t create uncomfortable situations for guests, and I can get more pots than I have burners. I am ecstatic.
The referential abyss
shitmystudentswrite:
What that pervious statement means is that it means what it means.
“It matters what we tell ourselves in the privacy of our own minds, and in the...”
– Irwin, William; Baggett, David; Klein, Shawn E. (2004-10-01T04:00:00+00:00). Harry Potter and Philosophy (Kindle Locations 494-499). Perseus Books Group. Kindle Edition.
I should get this tattooed inside my eyelids.
LAME
Emma: I'm gonna go to yoga today.
Emma: Fuck it, it's too cold.
Emma: Just do it. You'll be glad.
Emma: Fine. I'm going
L train conductor: I'm very sorry ladies and gentlemen, but the next and last stop will be Bedford Avenue.
Emma: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Lady didn’t bite anyone, she’s good!
Armed combat...
catalogliving:
Elaine, if pillow fights aren’t a legitimate aspect of couples therapy, Dr. Werner shouldn’t have so many pillows at arm’s reach.
December 2011
18 posts
I just bought myself some presents:
http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/cool-moves-dress
and some silicone bra pads to go with it. I hope they work out. There’s also my Clean all the Things apron from Zazzle and the nail stamping stuff I ordered a few days ago, but those weren’t 5am “receptionist didn’t get my atavan scrip in on time so now I’m fucked” sorts...
1 tag
Have I ever been less enthused about the...
Nope, can’t say I have.
Meh.
All I wanna do is sleep until the end of time. Is that really so much to ask?
November 2011
21 posts
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Poor image quality...
catalogliving:
I don’t know why it’s so hard to find a decent mirror, Gary. Our old one made me look ten pounds heavier, and this one makes me look like I have paintbrushes dangling from my shoulder.