Well, another one bites the dust
Just shy of 2 hours for a goddamn food delivery is pretty fucking terrible. I am starving and irate.
So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)
Alright humidifier, do your worst. Over the course of this week I’ll be seeing at which setting to put you in order to end up with an empty reservoir in the morning, If, when I reach that happy state, I wake up without a dry throat, you win!
Also, the kitty was SUPER excited to see us when we got home :) I got from choir a little while ago and she’s happy to see me again. She’s actually demanding affection right now. If I make it out of the house every day this week, maybe this will be a trend? I’m a little tired of being the food provider who must also walk around in a circle with her stupid toy in the dumbest game ever.
I hate it when I take 2mgs of my chill pills, and an hour later, I’m feeling quite chiller, but still not completely chill. This means that at some point I’m going to have to split a chill pill in half. I should really own a pill cutter. Fixing that in 2 days. I <3 Amazon Prime.
The Kardashian Christmas card was revealed last night, and, wow, is there a lot of room for interpretation. (The other side, featuring Kim, Kylie, and Kendall, is here.)
As far as I can tell, it takes place in Kris Jenner’s fantasy dystopia, circa 2025. Everyone on the planet is dead, except for a select few Kardashians and their plastic surgeon. The plastic surgeon doubles as the family photographer. He’s probably Ryan Seacrest.
Bruce is chemically frozen in that glass tube over there. He can see everything that happens, but no one ever goes over to say hello. Scott, Kanye, and Lamar are dead. Rob is dead. North West is empress of the world, which is why she’s not in this photo. (Of course, empress of the world is largely a figurehead position, considering there are only eleven people left in existence.)
Mason is the only one who grasps how terrible this world is, but unfortunately he has been trapped in his toddler body and can’t do anything to stop Kris and North. (This is true in real life, as well as in Kris’s hellscape.)
This is what Christmas means to the Kardashians.