"You can make about 75% more money with a cat on your head than you can with a cat on your shoulder."
Give unto me.
The vacuum brings us together. “Why’s he doing that? It’s so loud. I’ll hang out with you on the bed.”
“ It is okay to want your own happiness. It’s okay to care about yourself the most. You are not obligated to sit there and smile and swallow every bit of shit everyone heaps on you. You are more than furniture, you’re more than window dressing, you’re not their shiny toy. You’re human, and you have the right to say “That was shitty of you”. You have a right to protest your own mistreatment and set boundaries for respectful interactions. The rest of the world doesn’t realize you have this right, and they will act offended and appalled when you exercise it, but it is yours.
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So… I decided to make a mini iron throne for my mobile phone. A couple of hours, loooots of swords and hot glue
"Every time I get a job, they’re like: ‘Do this now.’
And I’m like: ‘I don’t want to.’
And they’re like: ‘You have to. It’s your job.’
And I’m like: ‘Oh yeah. Shit.’”