Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]
Sleeping all the way through the night until my alarm
Better than sex.
1. No rotting teeth.
2. The hold on my registration has been lifted, my immunization has been processed.
Also I finally bit the beauty is pain bullet and got my eyebrows done for the first time in about 3 months, man does that shit make a HUGE difference.
Dear fucking doctor’s office.
If 15 minutes of your time is worth $100 if I cancel, maybe you can handle filling out a form correctly and then faxing it to my school’s health center when you’re done with it. No? You can’t? I may not be able to register for classes tomorrow?
"Hey, evolution, you seem like you’re feeling better. That’s a pretty red bug you’re making there.”
"Oh, thanks. It’s a flatid leaf bug."
"I like the shape. And that’s a lovely shade of red."
"I picked it myself."
"That’s a weird fuzzy branch it’s crawling on, though, huh?"
"What? No. Those are the babies."
"… you are so weird.”
Source: Flickr / christophandre / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0 (exposure adjusted from original)
Christina Aguilera gave birth over the weekend to a baby girl named Summer Rain. It’s not the worst name I’ve ever heard, but it’s not great, either. At least Summer is a real name, and not a random color or a piece of fruit or an intercardinal direction.
(Yeah, I’m still not over the fact that they named that child North West.)
Of course my new powers crap out on me the morning of registration/orientation. At least my classes will be later in the day. Ugh. You know what would have been awesome? Not being a crackhead today.
I totally fell back asleep… TWICE! If I do the next few nights of ~9 hours of sleep, I will try reducing the amount of pills it takes to knock me out in the first place.